C E7
Here’s a little song
F #
It won’t take very long
C A7
It’s about the world today
D7 G7
Something I badly need to say…

C
Fuck Selfies
G7
And all those stupid gits
C
Who take selfies,
G7
They just get on my tits
C E7
Fuck grinning like a lunatic
Am
With people you don’t know
D7 G7
It takes them half an hour to get their fucking phones to go
F F# C A7
And then another fourteen other fucking people show…

C. Am
So tell those selfish selfie pricks
F G7
Next time they bloody ask
C. Am
To take their fucking selfie sticks
Dm7 G7 C
And shove ‘em up their ass.

c) words and music Eric Idle.
Rutsongs
13th October 2016