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Fuck Christmas It’s a waste of fucking time
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Fuck Santa He’s just out to get your dime
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Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe
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White bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where’ere you go
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And stupid pratts In Santa hats All going Ho Ho Ho!
C G7 C G7
It’s Christmas fucking time again

C Am7 Dm7 G7
Fuck Christmas It’s a fucking Disney Show
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Fuck Carols And all that fucking snow
Em C Dm7 G7 C
Fuck reindeer And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose
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Fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes
Am Am7 Am6
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane.
C Am7
Go tell the elves To fuck themselves
Dm7 G7 C
It’s Christmas time again.

c) Eric Idle & John Du Prez

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