O Lord please reward Jerry Falwell
And take him up gently with you
If there’s room by your side
For a large double-wide
Or a chair by the window will do.
He’s got all of the charm of Darth Vader
He blamed all the gays for Al Qaeda
He won’t be seen dead at a Seder
So please dear God take him away.

I’m sure you’ll adore Jerry Falwell
So lift him up where he belongs
Greeting and meeting and perhaps over-eating
And singing his wonderful songs.
He’s someone we really can spare Lord
You’ve enough milk and honey to share Lord,
We’ll wait here for the Rapture
If you will just capture
His body and haul it away.
We won’t carp we won’t fuss
Just take Jerry from us
You may even like him – oy vey!

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