Song. It’s A Dog’s Life. (Aka The Dog’s Bollocks)
It’s a dog’s life
Being a dog
Quite frankly I would rather be a frog.
I’m bored to tears with barking
If there was some one I could sue
I’m just a bloody lap dog
And they call me a Shit Zu
The job is shit, the name is shit
And shit is all you do.
Its a dogs life
Being a dog.
To be a lap dog everyday
Sitting in her lap
Listening to her talking
All the damn day yap yap yap
The only time you get away
Is when you need a crap
It’s a dog’s life
Being a dog.
Labradors are noodles
And poodles are a bore
To breed them both together
Would make any poor bitch sore
To make a labradoodle
Oh my gawd whatever for?
It’s a dog’s life
Being a dog.
It’s a dog’s life
Being a dog
You might think it’s easier
Than falling off a log
But frankly I would rather be
Stuck head first in a bog!
It’s a dogs life being a dog
Listening to them moan all day
On the telephone
Makes you want to run away
And live a life alone
At the end of all that bitching
All you get’s a fucking bone!
It’s a dogs life
Being a dog.
It’s a dog’s life
Being a dog
Quite frankly I would rather be a frog.
They molly you and collie you
And treat you like a putz
They take you out on play dates
With a lot of stupid mutts
They tell you that you’re man’s best friend
And then cut off your nuts!
It’s a dog’s life being a dog.
- c) EI/JDP
May 19, 2009
