Washington ABC
A Primer
A for America Home of the Brave
B is for Boehner who looks very grave
C is for Congress who cannot agree
D is for Democrat, also DC
And E’s for Expenses which no one will see…
F is for Fiscal whose cliff is alarming
G is for Gun Control which is disarming
H is for House which is full of hot air
I is Iraq but we no longer care.
J is for Justice of which there’s a lack
K is for Kerry who has just come back
L is for Lobbyist, the systems afloat,
M is for Money which pays for the vote
N is for Nuclear and North Korea
O is Obama who was not born here
P is for President who’s doing fine
Q is for quote, all the sound bites on line
R is Republican what a discovery
S is Sequester which threatens recovery
T is for Tea Party also for Trump
Whose hair was born here and who’s like Forest Gump
U are the unemployed of whom we don’t speak
V is for voting (empowers the meek?)
W is Wall Street which cost us a lot
X is the mark, where we vote marks the spot
Y is for Youth who we hope will be heroes
When trying to sought out those billions of
Zeroes.
Eric Idle